(via starsandboulevards)
I ordered one cookie but was given two.
I paid for both and then gave the other away so I wouldn’t eat it.
Living A Life
I'm a geeky gay guy into friends, food, and video games. Sex is nice too.
Conversation had while I ate a half a pint of Ben & Jerry's
| Joe: | Did you eat already? |
|---|---|
| Me: | Yea. |
| Joe: | What did you have? |
| Me: | Salad. |
I forget that taking a piss is more bothersome when wearing button-fly jeans.
Three of my favorite things in the world.
(via beaarthurmountainspizza)
I wish I could work barefoot …
Shoes and socks are overrated. I like to feel the ground touching my body.
I still haven’t fully adjusted to sleeping alone.
I’m glad the pillows don’t mind cuddling.
The garment district my living room has turned into is not going to clean itself.
But I’d have to move my toy poodle to get up. I couldn’t possibly do that.
Free pizza and 2.75 Sierra at a gay bar? I’m there.
A reminder.
